Homecoming with @evan_kelley ☺️😚 p.s. I think I look like ariana grande fyi
"PS Babe, I’m going to grow my tits bigger while you watch the game! Then my girlfriends will come over, and we’ll all shoot a porn while grilling you a steak lol! Then something about guns and other performance art things depicting manly men! This is such a real letter OMG you are the bestest man in the world and also your penis is a foot long."
Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes
((Well that might have to do with the fact that he’s a Hun. Women among the Huns had higher status than their Chinese counterparts and even some of their own men. Women were free to hunt and fight along side of the men, could choose their own husbands and divorce him if she choose to. There were even records of clans being led by women leaders. So for Shan Yu Mulan is just another soldier))
thank you, history side of tumblr.
He also might not have been able to see very well, due to whatever horrible disease has taken hold in his eyeballs.
Pretty serious Wilson’s Disease judging by the copper buildup in in irises, and apparent melanocytosis localized to his sclera.
Thank you medical side of tumblr
UGHHH ughhhh. UGHHHH UGHHHHThey’ve killed arctic monkeys
Credit to whoever made this
BRING YOUR FUCKING EARPLUGS
This is it. This is the Led Zeppelin poster I want.
"You know where the truth is. The truth is it’s time to get together now."
- Jimi Hendrix
Stop makin’ the eyes at me I’ll stop making the eyes at you. Happy friday from Michelle Shiers Photography «—-